We enjoy the glamorous note on which every episode of Koffee with Karan commences. The chatty host introduces every guest with an interesting opening, often extolling our stars’ virtues and accomplishments. (KJo must have scratched his witty head hard to craft an intro for Abhishek Bachchan though!) Once the celebs cascade alongside those Victorian style banister they start showing off the best stuff they have collected, enhanced or are naturally born with.By that we mean not just the legs, the cleavages and the glossy skin (or the pout, for that matter-Nargis Fakhri and Anushka Sharma will get it what are we talking about) But we are discussing the wit, ability to articulate and the sense of wisdom along with the general knowledge (or the lack of it) our B-town folks displayed on the popular chat show. In the process these starts germinated the idea of presenting some new titles that KJo can confer upon his guests, at least that’s Take a look at our predictions of new categories and newer titles Karan should think about to reward our sparkly peeps with!
Salman Khan (Most Sensational Opener): If you think if he sets only the cash registers clicking at the box office with his movies, you are definitely wrong. Sallu opened this season of KWK with a bang that not only set the tone of the show, but also helped escalate the TRP’s with an effect that only bhai can create. From his untouched virginity to bonhomie with his ex-girlfriends, the megastar discussed everything in a sensational and frankly-speaking manner without batting an eyelid.
Aamir Khan and Kiran Rao (Most Chic Couple): Together they made for a graceful, chic and yet amazingly interesting unit. While Kiran employed her grey matter to fox not just the clever host but also her Perfectionist hubby. The Dhoom 3 baddie, on the other hand was at his charming and entertaining best.
Sonam Kapoor ( Self-styled Icon): Knowing you are good is good but declaring you are the best is definitely not-so-good! And the style diva Sonam Kapoor simply annoyed the hell out of us by wearing that disastrous outfit on the show and then showing the audacity to declare herself an icon, absolutely unabashedly. The cocky giggles only made us go tch-tch!
Alia Bhatt (Chief Knowledge Officer): Now we know why Karan decided to get the petite babe twice on his show. Alia’s fantastic wisdom (or the generous lack of it) must have made even the President of the country(pun intended) Prithviraj Chauhan roll on the floor, no?
Akshay Kumar(Ultimate Bully): The Khiladi Kumar looked as if he had joined some English speaking crash course before appearing on the show to be able to interact with the host in the Queen’s language. But the lack of fluency and articulation did not stop the macho stud from attacking (and cross questioning, interrogating, probing and even threatening) Karan. In fact, Akki was in a full on Kahke loonga mode, don’t you agree?
Abhishek Bachchan( Angry Young Man Redefined): While most of our B-town stars don’t mind being captured on a candid camera while they go on doing about their job, some actors find making fun videos disturbing and annoying. Farah Khan revealed how Abhishek Bachchan threatened a camera guy while he was trying to get some candid shots for a fun video on the sets of Farah Khan’s forthcoming release Happy New Year. Farah elaborated further how Abhishek started throwing the chairs and camera. We were certainly surprised to hear about the angry side of Junior Bachchan!
Nargis Fakhri and Freida Pinto ( The A-graders): Butt cheeks, manhood and everything in between, Freida and Nargis did not make the episode they appeared in together an A-grade viewing for nothing. In the process they also produced some embarrassing moments to leave our otherwise foxy host tongue-tied!
Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor (The Amar-Prem jodi): Their unstoppable dostana between these wild, scruffy and zestful Gunday reminded us the chemistry shard by Amra Prem aka Aamir Khan and Salman Khan in the cult madcap movie Andaaz Apna Apna. Every time the ever-charged-with-livewire Ranveer got too close for comfort to Arjun we simply cringed with disgust and screamed ooee maa!
Kareena Kapoor ( Pol Khol award): Ranbir Kapoor and Katrina Kaif got caught frolicking in the sun and sand of Spain but the duo decided to give the whole episode silent treatment. But that did not stop cousin Kareena Kapoor Khan from opening her big trap on national television. While having a gala time with Ranbir and dost KJo on KWK the Begum went on to declare Kat as her sister-in-law! The expressions that followed from Ranbir were to the effect of –gayi bhains paani mein! The Kapoor lad looked his helpless and vulnerable best and the cameras caught that moment. Even our clever host KJo decided to keep that footage without employing his editing skills! Bebo in the end walked away with the pol khol award!