Keeping up with Kareena Kapoor Khan is a full-time job. Much like Keeping Up With The Kardashians, you will need systematic notes and colour-coded reminders. Especially considering Bebo is the self-proclaimed queen bee of Bollywood gossip as testified by Karan Johar multiple times. It’s just how they describe their WhatsApp group to be–GUTS! Although we always knew KJo and Bebo have an upper hand when it comes to getting information, Karan might have accidentally spilt the tea when he appeared on Kapil Sharma’s chat show.
A lot of us have always wondered how Kareena manages to pull off this feat without being on Instagram. Or any other social media platform for that matter. Y’all know that not having a social media handle means you’re majorly missing out on a whole lot of stuff–especially hot goss! However, this is definitely not Kareena’s problem. As Karan confessed on the show, Bebo has a nexus that helps her get all the info on what’s going on in B-town. By what’s going on, we mean even the deep dark dirty secrets that we might never get to know of. How does she do it? Well, as Karan explains it, “She wakes up and calls her PR team for the day’s gossip. Then, she calls me up to confirm them. If we need to broadcast the news, we should give it to Ranbir (Kapoor). He’ll have it published in the papers in two days (sic).” Sounds like a strategy that probably needs Powerpoint presentations and a conference room for sure. Perhaps at the Dharma office?
Karan also revealed a lot of things that made us wonder what exactly goes on after the curtains fall. Apparently, Varun Dhawan handles his own social media accounts, unlike the other A-listers. KJo apparently knows this because of all the grammatical errors he makes. Now, Karan, don’t be so harsh–we’re all trying our level best here. Even Varun for that matter! As for us, we find this quite refreshing because when you have enough money to hire an army to look after your social media profiles, doing it yourself is definitely worthy of five stars. Karan even managed to give himself the title of “House Party Minister’’, which makes sense. He’s been throwing parties we’ve wanted to gate-crash for the past decade or so.